London School Of Fashion FAIL

Every morning I walk to work past the London School of Fashion (& Textiles) on Charing Cross Road and see the students filing in with folios full of hexagonal hats, reverse shoes and the like. Who knows what their designs are like but they certainly dress the part. My eye-rolling skills are now so well honed they can do somersaults. From now on I shall document the spatter formation of this sartorial spew:

Today:
Lady in:

• Roy Chubby Brown-style flying hat
• Clear plastic mac with spraypaint 'design'
• Lime green socks
• Platform wedge sandals